other products of satan and his followers

ihatemuggles:

queefs:

  • forever the sickest demons
  • sing it loud enough to break the gates of hell
  • paradevil
  • boys like boys
  • hey monday is a day of sin
lolitas:

ihatemuggles:

i sincerely believe that this is one of the worst movies of all time. the only thing that could make this movie any more unbearably horrible is if it fucked the notebook and had a baby. then twilight could fuck music and lyrics and have a baby. then, those two babies could fuck, and create something deadlier than a nuclear missile.

FUCK YOU HEATH LEDGER’S DEAD!

idc this is one of my favorite movies of all time

lolitas:

ihatemuggles:

i sincerely believe that this is one of the worst movies of all time. the only thing that could make this movie any more unbearably horrible is if it fucked the notebook and had a baby. then twilight could fuck music and lyrics and have a baby. then, those two babies could fuck, and create something deadlier than a nuclear missile.

FUCK YOU HEATH LEDGER’S DEAD!

idc this is one of my favorite movies of all time

(via fuckyeahemmawatson)
jc bitch is gorgeous

(via fuckyeahemmawatson)

jc bitch is gorgeous

remembertoslowdown:

timelines:

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec ta bite

that sounds sexual

I want to have sexual relationships with your cock



thanks babel fish translator

remembertoslowdown:

timelines:

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec ta bite

that sounds sexual

I want to have sexual relationships with your cock

thanks babel fish translator

Monday is the last episode of Jon & Kate + 8

mermaidlagoon:

playmynerves:

mermaidlagoon:

idk what my life will be after it

won’t there still be kate + 8 or am i wrong

idk Kate is gonna have a spin off but idk what it is

idts because jon doesn’t want the kids to be filmed anymore

uhhh might have to miss snl. and might cry.

sognare:

but if tess wants to go out, i can’t really say no. after all, she’s the guest.

get your tivo ready because that episode was fucking great

sognare:

annahinks / jaune
anna, what are we doing in socal? god.

sognare:

annahinks / jaune

anna, what are we doing in socal? god.

thegoteam:

chromatically:

andyhorst:

Emergen-C is good for ME!!!

I am just glad it’s not pee in a bottle.

omg he looks like a chick here

lol i thought it wqs sierra

thegoteam:

chromatically:

andyhorst:

Emergen-C is good for ME!!!

I am just glad it’s not pee in a bottle.

omg he looks like a chick here

lol i thought it wqs sierra

moods in which joseph gordon-levitt looks good

  • happy
  • sad
  • mad
  • confused
  • mildly irritated
  • emo my chemical romance fan
  • regretful
  • joyful
  • upset
  • excited
  • spontaneous
  • i had one too many drinks tonight
  • do you come here often?
  • playful
  • ecstatic
  • livid
  • okay
  • OK
  • weird
  • angry
  • horny
  • high
  • do you get my point?

i loved safepockets

thegoteam:

flurries:

deathlyhallows:

dk her either

her love for brighten (and pm half of fbrt) got me into brighten and then i realized her un wasn’t a reference to hot pockets lol my b

lol guys wasn’t safepockets alley…

lol y

kennedybrock:

im crying

oh my god




……

kennedybrock:

im crying

oh my god

……

and wheresmyprozac

thegoteam:

(via hupla)

lol i loved her

her lj posts are so funny omg

i loved safepockets

deathlyhallows:

dk her either

her love for brighten (and pm half of fbrt) got me into brighten and then i realized her un wasn’t a reference to hot pockets lol my b

(via thelovelybones)
gf would look so pretty without that raggedy ann hair

(via thelovelybones)

gf would look so pretty without that raggedy ann hair